Ay, Caramba !!


Paul the Octopus continues his 100% prediction record. Guess all major sporting events from now on are going to be predicted by this seer. But considering the fact that he has only a few months to live, we have to find another clairvoyant animal soon. (Am sure BCCI is working on that, the cricket world cup is coming soon !!)

Here are some possible changes that Paul might effect in our lives:

* Instead of using parrots, roadside astrologers in India can now have a pet octopus. Will work well for another few months.

* Restaurants can advertise that eating their new octopus dish will make a person clairvoyant.

* In Hindi movie, hero's pet octopus can be fooled to choose between two boxes, both having options favoring the hero. (Inspiration drawn from Amitab's fake coin in 'Sholay' !!)

* Vijaykanth's punch dialogue in his new movie 'Balu': 'Paul வார்த்த மாறினாலும், இந்த பாலு வார்த்த மாறாது !'

Any more ideas ? Leave them as a comment. :)


PS: I was thinking why India is not making a mark in world football. Perhaps we feel bad to play a game that has only offside and no legside. Something for FIFA to think about.

Comments

Pritesh said…
Total time pass! :D
12 July, 2010 14:05
Anonymous said…
dai dai dai
un rowse thangala da
12 July, 2010 15:11
Sands | കരിങ്കല്ല് said…
a) an octopus' life is ver short in comparison with a parrot's ( octopus-renewal every few years - that too a good one - could be too expensive.) So, I guess, they will still go with Parrots and mediocre results :P

b) Today/Yesterday, Kerala sports minister said that India will be playing Football world cup soon. (now, soon is very vague though)
12 July, 2010 16:45
Aish said…
arun..as usual double gethu!! did u know 'octopus-consumption' rate has increased in germany after its loss?dont ask me y i said tat!
12 July, 2010 18:36
bharat said…
nice post..I liked the vijaykanth's punch dialog.
13 July, 2010 08:15
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