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Ay, Caramba !!

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Paul the Octopus continues his 100% prediction record. Guess all major sporting events from now on are going to be predicted by this seer. But considering the fact that he has only a few months to live, we have to find another clairvoyant animal soon. (Am sure BCCI is working on that, the cricket world cup is coming soon !!) Here are some possible changes that Paul might effect in our lives: * Instead of using parrots, roadside astrologers in India can now have a pet octopus. Will work well for another few months. * Restaurants can advertise that eating their new octopus dish will make a person clairvoyant. * In Hindi movie, hero's pet octopus can be fooled to choose between two boxes, both having options favoring the hero. (Inspiration drawn from Amitab's fake coin in 'Sholay' !!) * Vijaykanth's punch dialogue in his new movie 'Balu': 'Paul வார்த்த மாறினாலும், இந்த பாலு வார்த்த மாறாது !' Any more ideas ? Leave them as a comment. :) PS: I was thinkin...